Sole destroying

Foot Solutions: rejuvenate your sole

 Tracked down by @sloganhunter

 Chirpy naffness like you wouldn't believe.  Actually, I'm not sure what I find more annoying - the slogan, or the company's name...

Sloganised Bollocks

palletline: The People Driving Palletised Distribution

 Slogan capturised by @sloganhunter

 Another bloody pallet company.  It must be the same guy doing all their slogans, surely?  

It's chicken, Jim, but not as we know it...

Diaper Poultry: MORE THAN JUST POULTRY 

 Slogan snatched by @rob_falconer

 Well, this is just wonderful.  A superb debut from Mr Falconer, who tells me he nearly broke his ankle running to get the photo before the traffic lights changed.  That's the kind of dedication we admire. 

D'yeh do extras, pet?

Finlux: happy Finnish

 Slogan captured by @Sloganhunter

 This is deliberate, right?  I mean, why else would you have a slogan that's basically a euphemism for a wank in a massage parlour?

*Your* Crap Slogan

Gatwick: Your London Airport

 Slogan captured by @Sloganhunter

Another obnoxiously lazy trend in slogans is the use of "Your", as if GIP is just a big family we're all part of, and that's supposed to make us feel better about the massive queues at immigration.  It's not our London airport, it's yours, and it's your responsibility to make it fucking work!

Back To School

Cavendish Primary School: Where Learning is an Adventure

 Captured by @falconermusic

 "Where learning is a tedious conveyor belt, run by people who used to care, but who now just desperately want you to get through various tests and exams devised by cretinous philistines in government laboratories*."

Why do schools even need slogans?!  At least this slice of Disney-esque nonsense isn't in Comic Sans.



*Not that this would necessarily apply to the staff of Cavendish Primary, of course.

Logistical Nightmare

PalletFORCE: the network that is owned by its members

 Captured by @falconermusic

 What is it about logistics companies, particularly ones that deal with pallets, that make them so bad with slogans?  This one rolls off the tongue as smooth as a Lego pineapple.