Society pages

Loomis: "Managing cash in society"

Slogan snatched by @waldofabulous

Loomis transports cash around in armoured vehicles.  You'd think their slogan would be something to do with strength, security or brute force.  But no, they've decided they need to remind people that they're a part of society too, as if their officers regularly help old ladies across the road while they're lugging secure boxes of tenners out of a bank. 

Setting the standard

MNPA: "we care"

We decided to start this blog when we were wondering how many companies use the lazy, hackneyed, and almost always ironic slogan "... because we care".

MNPA is a pensions company.  We'll leave it up to you how that affects the irony level of this one, but it definitely scores a 10 for naffness.