Criminally bad

Metropolitan Police: TOTAL POLICING

 Captured by @falconermusic

 Why do the police even need a slogan?!  It's not like they're in competition with anybody!  And if they're worried about their image, this stinks of football manager-ese and suggests brain-dead, aggressive, gung-ho, brute-force style tactics, which I'm not sure is what they really want right now...  

Olympian Bullshit

BMW: Driving London 2012 with EfficientDynamics

 Snatched by @Waldofabulous

 This was the slogan adopted by BMW's official olympic car fleet, as Automotive and Sustainability Partner to the London 2012 Olympics.  I don't think I need to say any more.

Bowled over

Today's Bowler: ... often controversial, sometimes radical, rarely dull

 Slogan snatched by @pandacetamol

 Pandacetamol spotted this one at a "sporting getaway place" in Devon, and what a cracker it is.  "Rarely dull" - are they admitting that it's sometimes dull?  And what "radical" content could one expect to find in a magazine on lawn and carpet bowls?  Just wonderful.

Thanks to Pandacetamol for submitting this one - keep your eyes peeled, folks, and send 'em in!

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