No Soyprises

Cappuccino SOY DRINK: Tastes Soyprisingly Good

 Soybmitted by @ShelleyKayeEll

 A quick look on the internet reveals the company that emblazons this mosntrosity on their product is called Vivesoy.  Not only is it a horribly shoe-horned pun, but the message is essentially "Our products don't taste quite as shit as you think they will!"  Awful.

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Naturally awful

Masala Indian Restaurant: All your Indian favourites, naturally

  Captured by @waldofabulous

 One of those slogans that's actually clever when you think about it rationally, but your gut instinct when reading it is to vomit at its naffness. The green colouring of the word "naturally" could only be made more cheesy by putting it in an angled faux-handwriting font, so let's just be thankful they didn't do that.