Heart of the matter

AGA Rangemaster: Putting heart and soul into every home

 Captured by @sloganhunter

 Steady on, it's only a bloody cooker!  

Raising the roof...

DCR ROOFING: The Best Thing About us is Our Roofs

 Captured by @falconermusic 

 Oh my word, yes - I think this is my new favourite.  An absolute car crash of grammar, layout and naffness.  Three cheers for DCR Roofing!

No Soyprises

Cappuccino SOY DRINK: Tastes Soyprisingly Good

 Soybmitted by @ShelleyKayeEll

 A quick look on the internet reveals the company that emblazons this mosntrosity on their product is called Vivesoy.  Not only is it a horribly shoe-horned pun, but the message is essentially "Our products don't taste quite as shit as you think they will!"  Awful.

Remember, you can contribute your own slogans through the Twitter links on the right or via email.  Be sure to read the submission guidelines before you do!

Another one of YOUR slogans.

BLITZ: making more of your event

 Captured by @sloganhunter

 It's not a bad slogan in itself- it's the underlining of 'your' that gets to us here at SHHQ. 

 

I'm holding out for a slogan...

Timberland: NATURE NEEDS HEROES

  Captured by @falconermusic

 Nature needs portly middle aged men on hiking tours.

Nature vs Nurture

nurture: garderners who care

  Snatched by @falconermusic

  Why would you even bother?

Every Day. Every single day.

phs Wastetech: Practical Solutions Every Day

 Snatched by @sloganhunter

 Another unimaginative non-slogan.  I'm yet to find out if their helpline's open on Sundays.

At least they didn't put "every day" in friendly handwriting...