USA SPECIAL: Terrific Tautology

BONANZA GIFT & SOUVENIR SHOPS:
IF IT'S IN STOCK WE HAVE IT!

 Snatched by @Falconermusic

 When we set this site up, I knew straight away I needed to come back to Vegas to collect this one.  It's an absolute beauty.  I'm sure the owner knew exactly what he was doing, and indeed this doesn't really go under the heading of "crap slogans"... but we couldn't run a slogan website and not bring this to your attention.  Wonderful!

USA SPECIAL: An inspiration to us all

pork: Be inspired

 Snatched by @falconermusic

 Sublime. 

USA SPECIAL: Cause for concern?

ALARMCO: OUR BUSINESS IS ALARMING

 Snatched by @Falconermusic

 This made us chuckle... but might it not send a confusing message?

"So what business do you do?"
"We loosen the clips that hold the railway lines in place."
"Now that's alarming!"

USA SPECIAL: Completely f'n naff

VINNIE FAVORITO: COMPLETELY F'N CRAZY!

 Captured by @F'nrmusic

 Awful.  Or maybe he's got a thing about fish and scuba divers?

USA SPECIAL: Time for a better slogan

OMEGA: Growing the game of golf on Earth.

 Captured by @falconermusic

 Growing the game?  And on what other planets were you thinking of "growing" some golf? 

USA SPECIAL: Hail Caesar!

The Forum Shops at Caesar's Palace: Veni. Vidi. Whoopee!

 Captus per @Falconermusic

 Can't decide whether this is brilliant or awful.

USA SPECIAL: from the scraggy end of Las Vegas Blvd

ANDREW DICE CLAY: Putting the SIN back in the CITY

 Captured by @falconermusic

 Tit.
 

USA SPECIAL: Tortillas of the Gods!

Tortillas Incorporated Los Arcos: MMMH! ...MECHAS COMO DIOS MANDA

 Captured by @falconermusic

 Welcome to the first of our International Slogans!  This one was spotted in Las Vegas, and translates as:

MMMH! ...MADE AS GOD COMMANDS

Now, we're much more comfortable with the idea of there being a god who tells people to make tortillas, rather than to bludgeon prostitutes or fly aeroplanes into skyscrapers... but still, this one struck us as being a little over the top...