Friday, 14 December 2012

Sole destroying

Foot Solutions: rejuvenate your sole
 Tracked down by @sloganhunter

 Chirpy naffness like you wouldn't believe.  Actually, I'm not sure what I find more annoying - the slogan, or the company's name...

Sloganised Bollocks

palletline: The People Driving Palletised Distribution

 Slogan capturised by @sloganhunter

 Another bloody pallet company.  It must be the same guy doing all their slogans, surely?  

Friday, 7 December 2012

It's chicken, Jim, but not as we know it...


 Slogan snatched by @rob_falconer

 Well, this is just wonderful.  A superb debut from Mr Falconer, who tells me he nearly broke his ankle running to get the photo before the traffic lights changed.  That's the kind of dedication we admire. 

Thursday, 6 December 2012

D'yeh do extras, pet?

Finlux: happy Finnish
 Slogan captured by @Sloganhunter

 This is deliberate, right?  I mean, why else would you have a slogan that's basically a euphemism for a wank in a massage parlour?

*Your* Crap Slogan

Gatwick: Your London Airport
 Slogan captured by @Sloganhunter

Another obnoxiously lazy trend in slogans is the use of "Your", as if GIP is just a big family we're all part of, and that's supposed to make us feel better about the massive queues at immigration.  It's not our London airport, it's yours, and it's your responsibility to make it fucking work!