|Cavendish Primary School: Where Learning is an Adventure|
"Where learning is a tedious conveyor belt, run by people who used to care, but who now just desperately want you to get through various tests and exams devised by cretinous philistines in government laboratories*."
Why do schools even need slogans?! At least this slice of Disney-esque nonsense isn't in Comic Sans.
*Not that this would necessarily apply to the staff of Cavendish Primary, of course.